Celulite
droopy skin
pooch...
All words I use to describe aging. All warning signs I am starting to see in MYSELF! AHHHHH! It's almost enough to lock myself in my room and never come out again. I swear I just noticed all of these things THIS week.
Wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. Is that my face? MY FACE? Where did those dark circles come from? And what is with the fine lines? And don't even get me started on the slight dimpling of the thighs and droop of the upper arm. How do I stop this!!! Oh thats right...
More work out, less take out
More eye cream, less ice cream
It makes me start to think about this...
So... Just how much does Botox cost?
I kid, I kid. I don't want to risk ending up like this...
Lovely, just lovely
I mean a little more working out, a little more eating right, a little less couch time. Not too much to ask for. Oh and eye cream, lots and lots of eye cream. But I guess I can't complain too much because I look like this...
and not this...
1 comment:
Pete I LOVE this blog!!! When did you get so creative and funny? JK! Two weeks ago an odd set of wrinkles magically appeared above my right eyebrow. I guess I do the one-eyebrow lift too often? Anyways, it's totally creepy.
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